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October 12th, 2004, 08:05 PM
#1
Inactive Member
On Mario Kart !!!
I feel so ashamed......and I practice a little every night......grrrrr [img]mad.gif[/img]
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October 12th, 2004, 08:14 PM
#2
Inactive Member
You can't beat her the honest way, then it's time to....sway the win in your favor the next time...
You know, like, one of the buttons on the kid's control pad doesn't work for some odd reason [img]wink.gif[/img]
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October 12th, 2004, 08:15 PM
#3
Inactive Member
man you suck [img]tongue.gif[/img]
the Mario Kart is just for amazing..I really love it but it takes practice and you need to be kinda evil to win [img]wink.gif[/img]
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October 12th, 2004, 08:27 PM
#4
Inactive Member
Mario Kart requires your dark side to come out in order to even make the top three.
If you're playing Double Dash, I highly recommend holding on to the Flying Blue Turtle Shell until the last lap and then royally fucking up the kid's game.
They're young.
They'll get over it.
Also, if you play Mario Kart with friends, tell 'em all relationships are on hold until you've completed the game.
There are no friends in Mario Kart... just friendly "competition" to leave behind, choking in your exhaust.
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October 12th, 2004, 09:04 PM
#5
Inactive Member
go HERE and beating you're kids will never be a problem ever again...
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October 12th, 2004, 10:34 PM
#6
Inactive Member
I can't do that to my kid, specially since is a *cough* girl *cough*
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October 12th, 2004, 10:42 PM
#7
Inactive Member
WEAKNESS!!! (No, I can't beat anyone at MarioKart either, but that's irrelevant.)
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